SPAM Titles

I just deleted my Junkmail box by hand. Among the usual "hot stock" and "Try Viagra!" emails were a two interesting titles:

1.

"new scrapple!"

I suppose it's better than old scrapple. Although, really, no scrapple is good scrapple. Although, it is "arguably the first pork food invented in America"

2.

"Try Kafka!"

Well. I've tried Kafka. And I liked it. I really did.

I'm totally into that whole man-wakes-up-and-is-bug thing.